June 16, 2005
The Evil Sickness of DEATH
Symptoms:
Cure:
Result:
Four days of pure misery, only to come back to work on Wednesday and get totally stressed out because that work that you pushed off Friday afternoon to do Monday, is now really late. Damn.
Last weekend was not the best weekend of my life. But, I am slowing getting better and I still have lots of bad pun popsicles which along with sushi seemed to be the only things I could enjoy eating. I've finally stopped giving secret evil eyes to the woman at work who gave me this DEATH illness. And my headache is almost gone (I hope). The downside is that I'm afraid I might have given it to one of my other coworkers, who had to go home early today.
*seven after one
- Backache
- Headache
- Jointache
- Overall skin sensitivity (hurts to shave, hurts not to shave)
- Severe intestinal cramping (by far the worst part)
- Inner ear pain (possibly ear infection and separate from DEATH illness)
- Wonky sense of balance (possibly also due to ear infection)
- Queasiness
- Vomiting (but not just normal vomiting, screaming waking up the entire house vomiting. Ok maybe that's just me)
- Inability to sleep more than an hour at a time
- Inability to regulate body temperature (one minute sweating, next freezing)
- Inability to eat anything other than artificially flavored Popsicles with bad puns written on the stick (What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing you?*)
Cure:
- A nice boyfriend who will sit up with you all night and bring you water and more popsicles. THANK YOU!!
- More popsicles
- Sushi
- Salad
- Cheerios
- And many many girlie movies
Result:
Four days of pure misery, only to come back to work on Wednesday and get totally stressed out because that work that you pushed off Friday afternoon to do Monday, is now really late. Damn.
Last weekend was not the best weekend of my life. But, I am slowing getting better and I still have lots of bad pun popsicles which along with sushi seemed to be the only things I could enjoy eating. I've finally stopped giving secret evil eyes to the woman at work who gave me this DEATH illness. And my headache is almost gone (I hope). The downside is that I'm afraid I might have given it to one of my other coworkers, who had to go home early today.
*seven after one
// posted by Julie @ 4:33 PM 
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oh man. sorry to hear you've been sick, Julie, but glad you're feeling better.
got any other puns for us?
got any other puns for us?
# posted by 
: 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
Sure, I think we had this one at beachweek, but I got it again last night.
What is it called when you lend money to a Bison?
What is it called when you lend money to a Bison?
I think it's got to be "buffaloan"
but maybe you could also say he's "going into hoxen"
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but maybe you could also say he's "going into hoxen"
# posted by : 2:49 PM
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