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December 15, 2004

Analyze This!

This thing is facinating! It analyzes your face from a picture and then spits out all sorts of fun statistics. Here is what I learned from the first picture of myself that I submitted.

28% Eastern European
72% Anglo Saxon
Intelligence5.8Average Intelligence
Risk4.5Low Risk
Ambition5.6Average Ambition
Gay Factor1.5Very Low Gay Factor
Honor4.8 Average Honor
Politeness5.8Average Politeness
Income 5.9$30,000 - $50,000
Sociability5.9Average Sociability
Promiscuity3.5Low Promiscuity


Gender: Female
YOUR ARCHETYPE: White Collar

Personality Profile:

You especially enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of your simple pleasures. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments for certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.


White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker


So there you go i'm a cog in the wheel I guess. I submitted a second picture but that one said that I was male so i don't really trust the outcome, although it did say i was a charmer.

PS- if any of you html wizards can tell me why there is a huge space before my table i'd appreciate it

Comments:
julie, i used it too and it said something very similiar to yours: but I'm 100% Anglo-Saxon apparently, not sure how that happens
 
try replacing all the instances of "<tr><br />" with just "<tr>" in that table with the stuff in tit, when you have text in a table that is not inside a cell it usually appears above the table
-jon

ps.you can pay me back by shotguning a beer with me and bayes and tommy at the christmas party
 
i didn't originally have those [br]'s in there but stupid blogger system put them in, I'll try putting it all in one line, it might work. I'd be happy to join in a Shotgun as long as it isn't Budlite!
 
well i tried to take them out but Blogger still put them back in, ah well.
 
This is the best thing ever. Depending on what pose of myself I put in I got celebrity matches from donald trump to keanu reeves. But the best thing is what happened when I put in pictures I had of various friends. Check the top rankings on the female politeness and income indices.

Brian
 
Hey it did work!
 
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